Want To Be A Terrible Boyfriend? Here’s How
Ya know, having really good, understanding, caring, giving, selfless, supportive boyfriends is deeply overrated. Do you know what we ladies need more of in our lives? Really terrible boyfriends.
Life is just too saccharine! What women need is someone who’ll suck the will to live right out of them. Want to be that person? Well my little do-gooder, here are four ways that will help you accomplish just that;
Self-Esteem Sucker
If you’re looking for a sure fire way to be a really bad boyfriend, just try this: break down your gal pal’s confidence, piece-by-piece. Want to take it to the next level? Use the same tactic to simultaneously beef up your own self-image.
There’s no one way to execute this great bad boyfriend routine. But here are a couple of suggestions. Tell her that her friend would look much better in that dress than she does, and your relationship with your mother is flawless while hers leaves much to be desired. You get the idea.
Drama King
What would life be without drama? Booooring!! So to do your bit, make sure you give your girlfriend a dose of drama every time she calls. And don’t wait for the pleasantries to be over! Heck no, just dive right in there. She’ll no doubt be fascinated to hear about how stressful your day was because you stubbed your toe getting out of bed and couldn’t make it to the dry cleaner’s before they closed because of the slow traffic.
Of course all this Drama is terribly time consuming. She’ll just have to understand that you have a busy life. After all, she is your girlfriend and she should know that you have things to do besides listen to her yap on the phone. Click.
Father Hen
Oh that poor woman, where would she be without you? Honest to goodness, her career, relationships and family life would be a shambles if it weren’t for your daily dose of advice. Her wardrobe/vacation destination/restaurant meal would be a mess without your help. As her boyfriend it’s your duty to point out the error of her ways. If you didn’t, how would she ever learn? And that condescending tone in your voice is the perfect accompaniment.
Bring Out Her “Party” Girl
It might seem like it’s enough to be someone’s favorite bar buddy on the weekends, but hey, she can do better than that, right? She should go out with you every night! Because life is too short for icky little responsibilities! So what if she has an early meeting or is trying to cut back on the sauce to fit into her favorite dress? It’s your job to make playing the night away seem like the thing to do. And definitely don’t forget to make her feel like lame little lamb if she turn you down.
This article was written by the writers of the Datepad.com internet dating company where you can read thousands more professional dating articles.
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